OK so I was reading the sunday paper this morning... Yeah a day late I know... But of course you know me so this will be zero surprise.

( Cut to prevent needless damage to valuable mental states. Especially by squick )

1. Comment and I will give you 3 people. If you comment, let me know if you want to do the meme and I will give you three people for a fandom I have some idea you are interested in (if I know the characters) (PLEASE TO BE GIVING ME SOME OF YOUR FANDOMS, SO I'M NOT FLAILING ABOUT IN THE DARK HERE)

2. Post this meme with your answers in your own journal.

3. Provide pictures and the names of the three people.

4. Label which you would marry, shag, or cliff.

OK so it was Spidernine who gave me my Torchwood trio... and an easy one it was.


1) Owen Harper... Slap a ball gag in his mouth to keep him quiet then shag him to death.

2) PC Andy... Marry, then have many threesomes.

3 Gwen "Perfection" Cooper... Wrap in chains, tie a metal bar to her throat, then kick her off a cliff, preferably straight into a Rift leading to the Cretacious Era, or failing that the Howler homeworld.

Basically I got the Meme from Belsum. So these are my answers to her questions. If you want to/are brave enough to risk me asking you any question that springs to mind...

( Step into my web )

OK so Carrie fed me the link and I decided I had to share. I mean OK so I know we are SUPPOSED TO believe that there is nothing going on between the boys but seriously this is exibet A in the Peoples defence.

1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me" or something of an equally pithy nature.
2. I will respond by asking you 5 questions of a very personal nature. Be warned!
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions, or there will be trouble.
4. You will include this and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them 5 questions.

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I'm also kinda bugged about work so..

( On with the merry distraction )

OK so a lot of you will have probably thought that I would never say this but the highly improbable has happened. I GOT A JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!! As of the weekend I will officially be another working stiff.

Because basically... I'm a sheep

( My Interests Collage! )

OK so I'm pretty much free writing here, this could get weird. I suppose I should start with a few stars from my FList. I mean there's Adel my Cybermom. She's possibly got an even dirtier mind than I do. Dakota, my twin. She and her babies never fail to cheer me up. And Crawler, my little brother (online) He's sweet, kind, caring, gentle. If I thought differently he'd be an almost perfect date. Except the whole living in America thing but I don't want to go into that right now.

Then we have Mack, my Thunderkitten. And her ever lovable sister Namarie. I don't even know where to begin with them. Well other than trying to find a way to get them to give up on David Duchovny, but that isn't going to happen.

I wonder what you guys would make of that dream I had last night. I was in New York, and I met these really nice people. Well the guy was totally cute, he had spiky dark hair, tanned skin, sparkling brown eyes and a cheeky grin. He was hanging around with this girl in a tight black outfit that had this yellow piping on it. Weird. Anyway so I'm wandering the city hitting on this guy, and we're starting to hit it off. Only thing is I spot that a lot of the place names are of places in Scotland. I mean there was a Garage on a street named after a mall two, perhaps three towns over. I remember kissing him and reaching for his zipper, but I don't remember how far I actualy got. Oh and he had an accent I loved, but I can't think where from.

Anyway I guess things here are improving. I haven't gotten a new man yet, but I'm enjoying the Me Time. As for the family... they're all still alive, let's leave it at that.

And at that my friends I will leave you with a section from Skins. Pay close attention to Maxxie, he's worth it.

I snagged this from my ever beloved Thunderkittens

- list your top five favorite musical artists.
- list your top five favorite songs from each artist.
- tag five people to do the same.

OK let me see.

1)Anastacia
2)Justin Timberlake
3)Nelly
4)BSB
5)Suzi Quatro

Now for the songs

1)
Everything Burns
Left Outside Alone
Freak Of Nature
Don't Stop (Doing It)
Seasons Change

2)
Like I love You
Senorita
Cry Me A River
Rock Your Body
Loving It

3)
Hot In Here
Iz U
Work It
Tilt Ya Head Back
Pimp Juice

4)
Everyone
Shining Star
Larger Than Life
The Call
Don't Want You Back

5)
Devil Gate Drive
Heartbreak Hotel
Wake Up Little Suzi
Bit Off More Than I Could Chew

And Yes I know there are only Four, I couldn't remember the fifth

I tag, adelheide, [Bad username: Dakotas Tale], pheebs1, [Bad username: crawler0822"], and deadxdreamer

A good friend of mine. (Who happens to be a hot military guy.) Posteed these as a bulletin on Myspace. If you ask real nicely I'll see if he'l let me show you a picture of him. Considering it's Ryan and not my ex.

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her
mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white?'

'Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest
day of her life.'

The child thought about this for a moment then said, 'So why is the
groom wearing black?'

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A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she
could, trying not to be late for Bible class.
As she ran she prayed, 'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear
Lord, please don't let me be late!'

While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell,
getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed
herself off, and started running again! As she ran she once again
began to pray...

'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late...But please don't shove me
either!'

___________________________________

Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The
first boy says, 'My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he
calls it a poem, they give him $50.'

The second boy says, 'That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on
piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.'

The third boy says, 'I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words
on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people
to collect all the money!'

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An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested
no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial
service, she wrote, 'They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I
don't want them to take me out when I'm dead.'

_______________________________________

A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do i f You
had to arrest your own mother?'
He answered, 'Call for backup.'

______________________________________

A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus
with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied, 'They couldn't get a
baby-sitter.'

___________________________________

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her
five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to 'Honor thy father and thy mother,'
she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our
brothers and sisters?'
Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, 'Thou shall not
kill.'

____________________________________

At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything,
including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when
they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.

Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were
ill, and she said, 'Johnny, what is the matter?'

Little Johnny responded, 'I have pain in my side.
I think I'm going to have a wife.'

_______________________________________

Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong
preaching on the devil. One said to the other, 'What do you think
about all this Satan stuff?'

The other boy replied, 'Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out.
It's probably just your Dad.'

Snagged from Gigglingkat

Leave a comment and I will:

1. Tell you why I friended you.
2. Associate you with something - fandom, a song, a color, a photo, a word etc.
3. Tell you something I like about you.
4. Tell you a memory I have of you.
5. Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
6. Tell you my favorite user pic of yours.

In return, you must post this in your LJ.

OK so I decided to have a chick-flick moment. But then I needed the cheer. Tiger and I are officially and totally over. Probably just as well. He was geographically unavailable, and you know what I'm like with the emotional shit. Anyway on to the good news. I'm an uncle for the second time.

( I even have a photo )

OK so I promise I'll rewrite the HSM one and post it soon. In the mean time.

You Are From Venus

You love all forms of beauty. You love dressing up and anything luxurious. A social butterfly, you're incredibly popular and a great host. You're known for your fairness and affection. And as a frind to all. Careful though! You're desire to please may make you too willing to conform. Be yourself. Focus on what matters to you. You'll be all the more popular for it.

Your Aura is Red

You have a high level of emotion. This can mean passion, but it can also mean rage. Usually, you don't take these emotions out on others. You just use them as motivation - and it works! The purpose of your life: embracing all the wonders of the life, lots of travels, and tons of adventures Famous reds include: Madonna, Marilyn Monroe, Jennifer Lopez Careers for you to try: Dancer, Boxer, Surgeon

You Are Somewhat Machiavellian

You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead... But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself. You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place. You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to!

Your Vocabulary Score: B+

You have a zealous love for the English language, and many find your vocabulary edifying. Don't fret that you didn't get every word right, your vocabulary can be easily ameliorated!

You Are Aphrodite!

A total shining star with a ton of admirers And no wonder: you live life to the fullest! When things get bad, you can easily take off to a happier place But occasionally, you need to deal with problems head on

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Tuesday I donated bone marrow to kulvren in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In March I bought porn for sapphire2 (10 points). In April I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In May I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Sunday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Overall, I've been nice (338 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony! Sincerely, darkpike

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I'm not sure I believe the conclusion.

OK so in a change to what you were expecting I have a recomendation. It's an artist I think you'll enjoy. He's not your normal performer for the genre.

( Ladies, I now pesent Hip-Hops finest. )

OK so clearly I have gone insane. I'm not even finished the half dozen or so fics I'm working on and I just found a fresh idea. Namely a High School Musical slashfic. Chad/Ryan of course. With plenty of Shar-Pei hate, and the demotion of Troy and Gabriella to B plot status. The problem being that I want to do it as if it were a novelisation of the movie, complete with original songs. Am I insane yet?

In better news Witches of Eastwick opens Tuesday. So this time next week I should have my life back. And yes I am still seeing Tiger, and I'm in a calm mood on that whole score at the moment.

OK so fair warning. This is going to be ranty, random and possibly chock full of profanity.

( Cut for a badly needed Emo moment )

And here's some theraputic linkage

Because I haven't heard from you know who in a while and I got bored. At least I wasn't unproductive though
( Cut due to potential for NSFW )