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On the twelfth day of Christmas, darkpike sent to me...
Twelve lassegalens drumming
Eleven dubiouslys piping
Ten fangirly_fics a-leaping
Nine quizzes dancing
Eight skins a-drinking
Seven museums a-shopping
Six dogs a-reading
Five ma-a-a-artial arts
Four jensen ackles
Three battle vixens
Two ryan reynolds
...and a supernatural in a deadxdreamer.
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It's a little late of me... this is true
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OK so I might be about to kick this up a few notches. I have two new ideas that will lead to a lot more traffic.

1) Say hello to Strictly Faggot Theatre.
This will be my snarky reviews of various movies. Obviously there will be occasional themed ones. One of the first hunches would be the idea of reviewing the Nightmare on Elm Street series over a few weeks leading toward Halloween, with the remake on Halloween itself.

2) Help needed for Marvel Madness.
This wil be a webcomic. it's meant to be funny and occasionally direct opinions given on various arcs in the comics themselves. Needless to say OMD is firmly in the targeting sights.

Obviously I find myself wondering if there is an audience for these. Not to mention needing advice on how to make a proper Webcomic.
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Enquiring Minds

OK so this is just to remind me of who is who.

01. Your middle name, or explain your first name?
02. Mental age?
03. Single or taken?
04. Favorite book?
05. Favorite song or album?
06. What do you believe is your calling in life? Your greatest passion?
07. What's your worst recurring nightmare/biggest fear?
08. Faith, have you any? And if so, what, and if not, why not?
09. Do we know each other outside of LJ? Do we want to?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you tell me something painful if it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favorite memory of us?
14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes - what are they?
17. What is your favorite food?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favorite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Gender identity?
26. Affectionate/sexual orientation?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? (Just think of something fun!)
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you
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The forbidden acts of the BAU.

Just a quick listfic for Criminal Minds... Needless to say Idon't own them, just wish I did.

1) will not relace Reid's coffee with Decaf, Pretty boy needs caffine or he gets grumpy.
2) I will not send Garcia gay porn, Morgan hates the glassy eyed look.
3) Photosop is not designed to create images of Agent Rossi as a decapitated corpse... Nor am I allowed to e-mail said images to the tech guy Kevin.
4) I will never call Hotch and Agent Rossi mom and dad... at least not to their faces.
5) The Spencer Reid in the FBI is different from the internet porn star, I am not to insinuate anything else.
6) Morgn and Hoch will kill me if I ever again use Don't Fear The Reaper as a ringtone.
7) If I ever again let someone see images of Prentiss as a goth she will let Garcia hack my facebook account to get the images I try to hide.
8) I will never allow Garcia to get harmed... Derek Mogan can be a very scary sex god when he is pissed off.
9) Reid does not want to watch Victor/Victoria.
10) I am not allowed to sneak Garcia any sugar doughnut rings... a bubbly tech is dangerus enough.
11) Morgan and Reid are not a couple, nor do they indulge in regular amounts of Brokeback style, tender Sarah Mcloughlin love.
12) I am never to use the phrase wild monkey love near the BAU.
13) Agent Rossi is not a mobster, nor is his name Tony, as to his being fat... Well maybe his ego
14) The next time I ask Will to help me earn Mardi Gras beads JJ will have Garcia make my phone a lesbian sex line.
15) Reid is ot the next Frank N Furter... No matter how hot his ass would look in the basque.
16) I am not to replace Morgans boxers with gold boxer briefs while he showers, besides Garcia has photos from last time.
17) I will remember not to bug the work dessing rooms with webcams, even if there are thousandds of people in love with Prentiss and Hotch.

[i] OK that's it for now... If anyone has any they want to add then feel free to tell me.[/i]

Center of Time

Just a little Doctor Who Epic I have buzzing around in my incredibly warped brain.. Needless to say there will be Slash (Or at least Pre Slash.) Not to mention adult themes an a lot of foul language. Oh and for sake of being complete... It's set before Waters Of Mars and the Christmas special.

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Marry, Shag, Clliff

1. Comment and I will give you 3 people. If you comment, let me know if you want to do the meme and I will give you three people for a fandom I have some idea you are interested in (if I know the characters) (PLEASE TO BE GIVING ME SOME OF YOUR FANDOMS, SO I'M NOT FLAILING ABOUT IN THE DARK HERE)

2. Post this meme with your answers in your own journal.

3. Provide pictures and the names of the three people.

4. Label which you would marry, shag, or cliff.

OK so it was Spidernine who gave me my Torchwood trio... and an easy one it was.

1) Owen Harper... Slap a ball gag in his mouth to keep him quiet then shag him to death.

2) PC Andy... Marry, then have many threesomes.

3 Gwen "Perfection" Cooper... Wrap in chains, tie a metal bar to her throat, then kick her off a cliff, preferably straight into a Rift leading to the Cretacious Era, or failing that the Howler homeworld.
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Basically I got the Meme from Belsum. So these are my answers to her questions. If you want to/are brave enough to risk me asking you any question that springs to mind...

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1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me" or something of an equally pithy nature.
2. I will respond by asking you 5 questions of a very personal nature. Be warned!
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions, or there will be trouble.
4. You will include this and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them 5 questions.

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